Chapter 59 - Advertising

BUY, BUY, BYE! In this chapter we explore the origin of the Werther Original, discover the pinnacle of western music and get a little giddy talking about lenticular photographs. Well, Dan does, everyone else is fine. Perplexed even.

Christmas Special 2016

In this packed Christmas special we attempt two full quizzes, a new song, a play from the archive, plus festive chat about bowel movements! Happy Christmas Everyone!

Chapter 58 - Insects

This week we’re talking insects; bugs and shit! Charlie drinks a few cans of Stella with a wasp, Rich workshops a bad pun; AntyPasty (Antipasti) and Dan acts as chaperone to a ladybird visiting the STD Clinic.

Chapter 56 - Stationery(-ary)

In this "beige mulch" of an episode we talk a shitload about pens and push the boundaries of the rules by issuing minus points, pity points and humility points. On the bright side we have done a song to make up for it!  Sorry it's been a while guys.

Chapter 54 - Pirates

In this swashbuckling adventure we try to revolutionise the classic game Pop-up Pirate, Dan legitimately downloads Dirty Dancing, and we argue about the Superman theme tune. Plus plenty of references to Game of thrones much to Rich's annoyance!


Since the recording of this podcast last week Charlie has issued an official retraction regarding his comments on the Superman theme tune. 

Chapter 55 - Television

Flat 29 are back with their first podcast in 2016 (we know, it took a while!) In this episode we discuss jousting cats, whatever happened to firewire and plot the demise of Ant & Dec. Plus we talk over the jingles! Say waaaa? SO unprofessional.

Christmas Special 2015

Ho ho ho Merry Christmas! In this special festive chapter we come up with a formula for how much is too much when it comes to Christmas decorations, Dan improves upon one of the existing Christmas hits and we lace the crackers with cocaine and a mulling kit, which you could use on everything up to, and including, your own piss. We have also written some new Christmas songs for you to enjoy!

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! See you in 2016 xxx

Chapter 53 - Dictionary

DICTIONARY! DDDD... DICTIONARY! In this special episode of the podcast Dan, Charlie and Rich take a look at the "other" big book of everything; the English Dictionary. Just 3 guys, 3 dictionaries and 1 microphone, what could possibly go wrong? Turns out quite a lot! 

Chapter 52 - Card

In this chapter Charlie makes a card replica of his uncles face, Rich designs a crude business card for Dan, and as for Dan; "He's doing alright!" If you've been affected by any of the issues raised in this podcast please email us on

Chapter 51 - Pets

In this chapter Rich is ridiculed for doing some Google research, we break the news of the deaths of "Cheekychops" and "Cheekychops 2" to five-year-old Dan, and we stitch an elephants trunk to a pigs back to give birth to "Detective Pigaphant". Also Charlie writes a new song in the long awaited return of Flat Twenty Rhymes!

Chapter 50 - Numbers

Flat 29 are back after a year of silence. In this chapter we listen to Marvin Gaye’s new song; “Brushing Past A Woman-Child”, order the new Dominos ‘Infinity Meats’ Pizza and LIKE Pythagorus' Facebook Page! And for good measure we put nipples on three, eight and pretty much any other number we feel like.

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Chapter 49 - Adventures

Curl up in a panini and enjoy Chapter 49 - Adventures, taking you on a bus journey to nowhere, visiting a guinnie pig nursery, and going to a Madness gig with Hitler. Happy July everyone!... almost...

Chapter 48 - Easter

Almost a year after our last chapter WE ARE BACK to talk about EASTER just A FEW WEEKS after the Easter festivities have COMPLETELY FINISHED. Re-live the chocolate-based magic with Chapter 48, fired directly into your mouth at high velocity from a satellite orbiting the Earth. Delicious!

Chapter 47.5 - Sound

In this mini-chapter we get a free thing, and Ringo solves a crime.. who saw that coming? Not Paul.

Chapter 47 - Red

In this chapter we investigate a murder mystery involving all of Rich's family, fondly recount our best ever wounds, and question the continuity of cereal box characters.

Chapter 46 - America

Recorded before an audience of real life Americans, this chapter includes talk of Clone Cleanliness, the Queen's open-door psychiatry policy, and the triumphant yet physically demanding return of On The Wonk!

Chapter 45 - Money

In this chapter we reminisce about free space pens, devise a complicated wishing-well-based online payment system involving dragons and CEOs wallowing in pennies, and spend quite a long time refining an equation for calculating the appropriate value of cash gifts. ITS A LAUGH RIOT!

Chapter 44 - Water

In this chapter Rich misunderstands the geography of the ocean, we keep tidal waves at bay with a wall of crusty bloomers, and Clive the Starfish collects antiques in space.. available now for sega megadrive

Live for Pride 48 2012

In this, our third annual live podcast for the Pride 48 weekend, we take the seven deadly sins to task, bravely calling out The Bible just a couple of thousand years after it's release date. So sue us, Moses! Have a listen first though, it's basically some idiots misunderstanding the concept of sin, so it might be fine.