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    <title>Flat 29's Big Book of Everything</title>
    <description>Comedy podcast cataloguing and discussing the contents of our universe</description>
    <link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
    <language>en-uk</language>
    <copyright>Copyright 2010</copyright>
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    <webMaster>dan@flat29.com</webMaster>

    <itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>
    <itunes:subtitle>A fortnightly comedy podcast cataloguing and discussing the contents of our universe, tackling a different subject in every chapter, each featuring a brand new comedy song.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:summary>Flat 29's Big Book of Everything is a fortnightly comedy podcast cataloguing and discussing the contents of our universe. Every other week a new chapter is released tackling a new and exciting subject.

Full of useless trivia, rambling anecdotes, ludicrous discussions, and a new comedy song in every chapter, Flat 29's Big Book of Everything is an enjoyable way to expand your knowledge about everything (as long as you currently know nothing at all about anything)</itunes:summary>

<itunes:keywords>flat 29, flat29, comedy songs, comedy music</itunes:keywords>

    <itunes:owner>
           <itunes:name>Dan P</itunes:name>
           <itunes:email>dan@flat29.com</itunes:email>
    </itunes:owner>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>Chapter 41 - Food</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_41_Food.mp3</guid>
<description>For this mega-chapter of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything we are joined by Sara Davis of podcast How Much Do We Love, and Emily Davis (no relation) who you will have heard in various guises in loads of previous Flat 29 podcast chapters. With these excellent dudes, we talk about phones in potatoes, calling your eggs and eating pizzas round your neck.
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<pubDate>Mon, 9 Apr 2012 23:20:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>For this mega-chapter of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything we are joined by Sara Davis of podcast How Much Do We Love, and Emily Davis (no relation) who you will have heard in various guises in loads of previous Flat 29 podcast chapters. With these excellent dudes, we talk about phones in potatoes, calling your eggs and eating pizzas round your neck.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>For this mega-chapter of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything we are joined by Sara Davis of podcast How Much Do We Love, and Emily Davis (no relation) who you will have heard in various guises in loads of previous Flat 29 podcast chapters. With these excellent dudes, we talk about phones in potatoes, calling your eggs and eating pizzas round your neck.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>56:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, food</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Fistbumpin' Episode 1 - Technology</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Fistbumpin'_Episode_1_Technology.mp3</guid>
<description>The first episode of Flat 29's new sketch show FISTBUMPIN' includes an urgent campaign to Get Dads Online, comedy folk band The Wurzels living beyond their means, and Charlie wearing his heart on his sleeve, only to have it steamrollered by Dan and Rich's techno locomotion.
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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The first episode of Flat 29's new sketch show FISTBUMPIN' includes an urgent campaign to Get Dads Online, comedy folk band The Wurzels living beyond their means, and Charlie wearing his heart on his sleeve, only to have it steamrollered by Dan and Rich's techno locomotion.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The first episode of Flat 29's new sketch show FISTBUMPIN' includes an urgent campaign to Get Dads Online, comedy folk band The Wurzels living beyond their means, and Charlie wearing his heart on his sleeve, only to have it steamrollered by Dan and Rich's techno locomotion.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>20:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, sketch comedy, technology</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 40 - Technology</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_40_Technology.mp3</guid>
<description>In the first Chapter of Volume 3 of our Big Book of Everything, we identify the Novelty Homer Simpson Bottle Opener as the best item to have in the event of a nuclear holocaust, Rich throws sticky orange drinks all over the queen, and we invent an app for remotely neglecting a dog while staring into its sad, sad eyes.
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 19:50:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In the first Chapter of Volume 3 of our Big Book of Everything, we identify the Novelty Homer Simpson Bottle Opener as the best item to have in the event of a nuclear holocaust, Rich throws sticky orange drinks all over the queen, and we invent an app for remotely neglecting a dog while staring into its sad, sad eyes.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In the first Chapter of Volume 3 of our Big Book of Everything, we identify the Novelty Homer Simpson Bottle Opener as the best item to have in the event of a nuclear holocaust, Rich throws sticky orange drinks all over the queen, and we invent an app for remotely neglecting a dog while staring into its sad, sad eyes.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>59:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, technology</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Preface to Volume Three</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Preface_To_Volume_Three.mp3</guid>
<description>A brief introduction to Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Volume Three
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:55:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>A brief introduction to Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Volume Three
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A brief introduction to Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Volume Three</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>04:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 39 - Not Albums</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_39_Not_Albums.mp3</guid>
<description>This may not be Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Chapter 39 - Albums, but it does contain instructions on how to get it! Simply go to flat29.com, click on Music, and buy our new album SECRET HANDSHAKE for music, extras, and the elusive podcast chapter 39!
</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:50:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>This may not be Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Chapter 39 - Albums, but it does contain instructions on how to get it! Simply go to flat29.com, click on Music, and buy our new album SECRET HANDSHAKE for music, extras, and the elusive podcast chapter 39!
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This may not be Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Chapter 39 - Albums, but it does contain instructions on how to get it! Simply go to flat29.com, click on Music, and buy our new album SECRET HANDSHAKE for music, extras, and the elusive podcast chapter 39!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>13:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, secret handshake</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Dan's Xmas Mixtape 2011</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Dans_Xmas_Mixtape_2011.mp3</guid>
<description>Another bonus podcast to keep you going until the start of Big Book of Everything Volume Three! Dan's Xmas Mixtape 2011 features Dan of Flat 29 with his brother Tristan talking about melting down plastic toys into a swimming pool, knitting a liquorice jumper, and a bit about christmas music too. Also features a forced confirmation of when the new podcast series will start, and a brand new Flat 29 Christmas song!
</description>
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<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Another bonus podcast to keep you going until the start of Big Book of Everything Volume Three! Dan's Xmas Mixtape 2011 features Dan of Flat 29 with his brother Tristan talking about melting down plastic toys into a swimming pool, knitting a liquorice jumper, and a bit about christmas music too. Also features a forced confirmation of when the new podcast series will start, and a brand new Flat 29 Christmas song!
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Another bonus podcast to keep you going until the start of Big Book of Everything Volume Three! Dan's Xmas Mixtape 2011 features Dan of Flat 29 with his brother Tristan talking about melting down plastic toys into a swimming pool, knitting a liquorice jumper, and a bit about christmas music too. Also features a forced confirmation of when the new podcast series will start, and a brand new Flat 29 Christmas song!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>54:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, christmas music, christmas mixtape</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Live For Pride 48 In Las Vegas</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Live_For_Pride_48_In_Las_Vegas.mp3</guid>
<description>In this LIVE chapter on Las Vegas, Digital Dan and Robot Rich talk us through the etiquette of giving your own eulogy at an inpromptu Las Vegas funeral, and explain why George Clooney looks like the sort of man who would operate a fairground attraction. Meanwhile Charlie pops in to marry his father. All in glouriously variable audio quality!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Live_For_Pride_48_In_Las_Vegas.mp3" length="49289550" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 18:10:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this LIVE chapter on Las Vegas, Digital Dan and Robot Rich talk us through the etiquette of giving your own eulogy at an inpromptu Las Vegas funeral, and explain why George Clooney looks like the sort of man who would operate a fairground attraction. Meanwhile Charlie pops in to marry his father. All in glouriously variable audio quality!
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this LIVE chapter on Las Vegas, Digital Dan and Robot Rich talk us through the etiquette of giving your own eulogy at an inpromptu Las Vegas funeral, and explain why George Clooney looks like the sort of man who would operate a fairground attraction. Meanwhile Charlie pops in to marry his father. All in glouriously variable audio quality!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>51:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, pride 48, pride48, lgbt</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 38 - Children</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_38_Children.mp3</guid>
<description>In this, the final chapter of Volume Two of our Big Book of Everything, we selflessly become superstar DJs to serve our country, Rich reprises his role as Santa in his school play, and we replace the toys in Kinder Surprises with a line of bleak poetry to teach children about the futility of life.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_38_Children.mp3" length="46382055" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this, the final chapter of Volume Two of our Big Book of Everything, we selflessly become superstar DJs to serve our country, Rich reprises his role as Santa in his school play, and we replace the toys in Kinder Surprises with a line of bleak poetry to teach children about the futility of life.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this, the final chapter of Volume Two of our Big Book of Everything, we selflessly become superstar DJs to serve our country, Rich reprises his role as Santa in his school play, and we replace the toys in Kinder Surprises with a line of bleak poetry to teach children about the futility of life.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>48:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, children, on the wonk</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 37 - Work</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_37_Work.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter, we take an open top bus load of tourists through a labyrinth to slay a minotaur and help us bond as a team, Rich writes a self help book mostly fully of Sudokus, and we build up a Christmas army to help us storm Santa's castle, deck the elves, and save Christmas. Or destroy it. We can't remember which.
Also features a game of On The Wonk with Jason from The Milk Bar podcast and Dan's brother Tristan.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_37_Work.mp3" length="46223635" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2011 16:25:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter, we take an open top bus load of tourists through a labyrinth to slay a minotaur and help us bond as a team, Rich writes a self help book mostly fully of Sudokus, and we build up a Christmas army to help us storm Santa's castle, deck the elves, and save Christmas. Or destroy it. We can't remember which.
Also features a game of On The Wonk with Jason from The Milk Bar podcast and Dan's brother Tristan.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter, we take an open top bus load of tourists through a labyrinth to slay a minotaur and help us bond as a team, Rich writes a self help book mostly fully of Sudokus, and we build up a Christmas army to help us storm Santa's castle, deck the elves, and save Christmas. Or destroy it. We can't remember which.
Also features a game of On The Wonk with Jason from The Milk Bar podcast and Dan's brother Tristan.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>48:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, work</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 36 - Sexy</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_36_Sexy.mp3</guid>
<description>In the sexiest of chapters, charlie leads an angry mob, rich changes fashion to make the crotch more accessible, and we discuss the eternal question whats better - flexi time or sexy time. We also play a game of work-in-progress quiz On The Wonk with Colin and Matt from Amazing Radio's The Saturday Show.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_36_Sexy.mp3" length="35808989" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In the sexiest of chapters, charlie leads an angry mob, rich changes fashion to make the crotch more accessible, and we discuss the eternal question whats better - flexi time or sexy time. We also play a game of work-in-progress quiz On The Wonk with Colin and Matt from Amazing Radio's The Saturday Show.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In the sexiest of chapters, charlie leads an angry mob, rich changes fashion to make the crotch more accessible, and we discuss the eternal question whats better - flexi time or sexy time. We also play a game of work-in-progress quiz On The Wonk with Colin and Matt from Amazing Radio's The Saturday Show.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>37:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, sexy</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 35 - Crime</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_35_Crime.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter we convince Martin Bashir to take up a new career as a cashier, introduce a complicated pay and display system whereby you share your science project in lieu of money, and launch a range of savory scondiments, perfect accompaniments to your favourite savory scones. Also includes the semi successful debut of new wonk-based quiz, On The Wonk. So have a listen! Or, as a nice lady once shouted at Rich... what's the matter, don't you like fun?
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_35_Crime.mp3" length="47256397" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Jun 2011 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter we convince Martin Bashir to take up a new career as a cashier, introduce a complicated pay and display system whereby you share your science project in lieu of money, and launch a range of savory scondiments, perfect accompaniments to your favourite savory scones. Also includes the semi successful debut of new wonk-based quiz, On The Wonk. So have a listen! Or, as a nice lady once shouted at Rich... what's the matter, don't you like fun?
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter we convince Martin Bashir to take up a new career as a cashier, introduce a complicated pay and display system whereby you share your science project in lieu of money, and launch a range of savory scondiments, perfect accompaniments to your favourite savory scones. Also includes the semi successful debut of new wonk-based quiz, On The Wonk. So have a listen! Or, as a nice lady once shouted at Rich... what's the matter, don't you like fun?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>49:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, crime, criminals, on the wonk</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 34 - Literature</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_34_Literature.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter Rich shares an intermittently sexy cockney story, a Stephen Fry lookalike mouths audiobooks at us as we drift off to sleep, and guest host Tristan presents his new angle-based chat show, On The Wonk.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_34_Literature.mp3" length="36472175" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter Rich shares an intermittently sexy cockney story, a Stephen Fry lookalike mouths audiobooks at us as we drift off to sleep, and guest host Tristan presents his new angle-based chat show, On The Wonk.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter Rich shares an intermittently sexy cockney story, a Stephen Fry lookalike mouths audiobooks at us as we drift off to sleep, and guest host Tristan presents his new angle-based chat show, On The Wonk.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>37:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, literature, reading, books, on the wonk</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 33 - Time</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_33_Time.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter we give historical heroes a reassuring tickle, Rich dreams of impressing his family with a cup and ball trick, and we investigate ways of hiring the concept of maths into our ever expanding staff. And rumour has it there may be some news as to the fate of a certain time travelling professor..
</description>
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<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 12:20:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter we give historical heroes a reassuring tickle, Rich dreams of impressing his family with a cup and ball trick, and we investigate ways of hiring the concept of maths into our ever expanding staff. And rumour has it there may be some news as to the fate of a certain time travelling professor..
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter we give historical heroes a reassuring tickle, Rich dreams of impressing his family with a cup and ball trick, and we investigate ways of hiring the concept of maths into our ever expanding staff. And rumour has it there may be some news as to the fate of a certain time travelling professor..</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>42:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, professor winston, sherlock holmes, time, time travel</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Previously Rejected Material Volume Two</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Previously_Rejected_Material_Volume_Two.mp3</guid>
<description>No new chapter this week I'm afraid! Instead, we have been digging through our bins, and have found a whole collection of clips that didn't make it into previous chapters.
</description>
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<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Apr 2011 13:16:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>No new chapter this week I'm afraid! Instead, we have been digging through our bins, and have found a whole collection of clips that didn't make it into previous chapters.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>No new chapter this week I'm afraid! Instead, we have been digging through our bins, and have found a whole collection of clips that didn't make it into previous chapters.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>41:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 32 - BORING</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_32_BORING.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter Flat 29 share their boring passions in an effort to convert one and other to their boring way of life. Rich looks at - but never touches - electrical leads, Charlie talks about the decline of CD sales in too much detail, and Dan's passion for software updates confuses and terrifies all.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_32_BORING.mp3" length="39847652" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 01:20:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter Flat 29 share their boring passions in an effort to convert one and other to their boring way of life. Rich looks at - but never touches - electrical leads, Charlie talks about the decline of CD sales in too much detail, and Dan's passion for software updates confuses and terrifies all.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter Flat 29 share their boring passions in an effort to convert one and other to their boring way of life. Rich looks at - but never touches - electrical leads, Charlie talks about the decline of CD sales in too much detail, and Dan's passion for software updates confuses and terrifies all.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>41:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, funny music, boring, boredom, bored, i am bored</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 31 - Sleep</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_31_Sleep.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter Charlie imagines a life where his dad is a cup of tea, Rich tries to get a drugged up owl back on the straight and narrow, and Dan overenthusiastically promotes Sleeping Lunches, or Slunches, in which office workers cuddle up with a colleague, selected at random every lunchtime, after a tough mornings work.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_31_Sleep.mp3" length="44148075" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 12:15:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter Charlie imagines a life where his dad is a cup of tea, Rich tries to get a drugged up owl back on the straight and narrow, and Dan overenthusiastically promotes Sleeping Lunches, or Slunches, in which office workers cuddle up with a colleague, selected at random every lunchtime, after a tough mornings work.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter Charlie imagines a life where his dad is a cup of tea, Rich tries to get a drugged up owl back on the straight and narrow, and Dan overenthusiastically promotes Sleeping Lunches, or Slunches, in which office workers cuddle up with a colleague, selected at random every lunchtime, after a tough mornings work.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>45:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, funny music, sleep, snoozing, sleepy, dreams, dreamy</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>Chapter 30 - The Internet</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_30_The_Internet.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter we send drawings of items we have bought on ebay to their previous owners, enjoy an orchestral arrangement of the dialup modem theme, and a teenage Rich googles David Bowie, while unbenownst to him, David Bowie googles him right back.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_30_The_Internet.mp3" length="38659160" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 15:20:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter we send drawings of items we have bought on ebay to their previous owners, enjoy an orchestral arrangement of the dialup modem theme, and a teenage Rich googles David Bowie, while unbenownst to him, David Bowie googles him right back.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast!
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter we send drawings of items we have bought on ebay to their previous owners, enjoy an orchestral arrangement of the dialup modem theme, and a teenage Rich googles David Bowie, while unbenownst to him, David Bowie googles him right back.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>40:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, funny music, internet, the internet</itunes:keywords>

</item>



<item>
<title>Chapter 29 - Live Music</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_29_Live_Music.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter we write a host of songs about spreadsheets, make sure we are getting our high-five-a-day, and Paul McCartney ruins Rich's bag - for life. The chapter closes with a 20 minute live performance of our own, recorded at Dans brothers engagement party!

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_29_Live_Music.mp3" length="43386503" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 21:10:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter we write a host of songs about spreadsheets, make sure we are getting our high-five-a-day, and Paul McCartney ruins Rich's bag - for life. The chapter closes with a 20 minute live performance of our own, recorded at Dans brothers engagement party!

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast!
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter we write a host of songs about spreadsheets, make sure we are getting our high-five-a-day, and Paul McCartney ruins Rich's bag - for life. The chapter closes with a 20 minute live performance of our own, recorded at Dans brothers engagement party!

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>45:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, funny music, live music, live comedy</itunes:keywords>

</item>

<item>
<title>Chapter 28 - Fairytales</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_28_Fairytales.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter we learn why ripping out the hearts of humans (or giants) is currently banned in Norway, why Peter Jackson executed an egg a day with an antique revolver during the filming of Lord of the Rings, and why Merlin's abseiling skills mean he will never be invited to rich's wedding.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_28_Fairytales.mp3" length="47623832" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 18:15:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter we learn why ripping out the hearts of humans (or giants) is currently banned in Norway, why Peter Jackson executed an egg a day with an antique revolver during the filming of Lord of the Rings, and why Merlin's abseiling skills mean he will never be invited to rich's wedding.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast!
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter we learn why ripping out the hearts of humans (or giants) is currently banned in Norway, why Peter Jackson executed an egg a day with an antique revolver during the filming of Lord of the Rings, and why Merlin's abseiling skills mean he will never be invited to rich's wedding.

To download songs and extra clips for free, visit flat29.com/podcast!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>49:27</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, funny music, fairytale, fairy tale</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>Chapter 27 - Birth</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_27_Birth.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter we plan out our ideal births, situated on the disused site of the "Neverland" theme park, and accompanied by celebrity sibling Julian Roberts and a rabid monkey. We also form a band consisting of our nieces and nephews wearing masks of their older selves.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_27_Birth.mp3" length="45505566" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 21:45:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter we plan out our ideal births, situated on the disused site of the "Neverland" theme park, and accompanied by celebrity sibling Julian Roberts and a rabid monkey. We also form a band consisting of our nieces and nephews wearing masks of their older selves.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter we plan out our ideal births, situated on the disused site of the "Neverland" theme park, and accompanied by celebrity sibling Julian Roberts and a rabid monkey. We also form a band consisting of our nieces and nephews wearing masks of their older selves.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>47:15</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, funny music, birth, julia roberts, babies, childbirth, funk, slap bass</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>Flat 29's Twelve Days of Xmas</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Twelve_days_of_xmas.mp3</guid>
<description>In Flat 29's Big Book of Everything's Christmas Special 2010, we count down 12 christmas items on our minds this holiday season, all whilst wearing our auto-tune ties, PVA Nutsuits, and strings of superman's-eyes-staring-into-your-very-soul-Poundland-LED Christmas Lights. Happy holiday times everyone!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Twelve_Days_of_Xmas.mp3" length="63260573" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 15:30:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In Flat 29's Big Book of Everything's Christmas Special 2010, we count down 12 christmas items on our minds this holiday season, all whilst wearing our auto-tune ties, PVA Nutsuits, and strings of superman's-eyes-staring-into-your-very-soul-Poundland-LED Christmas Lights. Happy holiday times everyone!
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In Flat 29's Big Book of Everything's Christmas Special 2010, we count down 12 christmas items on our minds this holiday season, all whilst wearing our auto-tune ties, PVA Nutsuits, and strings of superman's-eyes-staring-into-your-very-soul-Poundland-LED Christmas Lights. Happy holiday times everyone!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>65:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, funny music, christmas, yuletide mp3, 12 days of christmas, comedy christmas</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>Chapter 26 - Spies</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_26_Spies.mp3</guid>
<description>In this voyerISTIC chapter, we train up some aprentice spies by assigning them to spy on an ant, help James Bond sneak a Twix into a bad guy's hollowed out volcano lair, and examine the many and varied jobs carried out by Steve Jobs, including miner, french resistance spy, and breakfast technician.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_26_Spies.mp3" length="50073583" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 11:30:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this voyerISTIC chapter, we train up some aprentice spies by assigning them to spy on an ant, help James Bond sneak a Twix into a bad guy's hollowed out volcano lair, and examine the many and varied jobs carried out by Steve Jobs, including miner, french resistance spy, and breakfast technician.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this voyerISTIC chapter, we train up some aprentice spies by assigning them to spy on an ant, help James Bond sneak a Twix into a bad guy's hollowed out volcano lair, and examine the many and varied jobs carried out by Steve Jobs, including miner, french resistance spy, and breakfast technician.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>52:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, funny music, spy, spying, james bond, spies</itunes:keywords>

</item>



<item>
<title>Previously Rejected Material Volume One</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Previously_Rejected_Material_Volume_One.mp3</guid>
<description>No new chapter this week I'm afraid! Instead, we have been digging through our bins, and have found a whole collection of clips that didn't make it into previous chapters.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Previously_Rejected_Material_Volume_One.mp3" length="37843169" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2010 18:10:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>No new chapter this week I'm afraid! Instead, we have been digging through our bins, and have found a whole collection of clips that didn't make it into previous chapters.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>No new chapter this week I'm afraid! Instead, we have been digging through our bins, and have found a whole collection of clips that didn't make it into previous chapters.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>39:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music</itunes:keywords>

</item>

<item>
<title>Chapter 25 - Cooking</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_25_Cooking.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter we plan a diet regime based around food confiscated from children, stir things up with a game of popular quiz Guess The Utensil, and present a reading from The Gospel According to Tony the Tiger. In his own sacred words, its grrrrreat.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_25_Cooking.mp3" length="45896081" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 13:20:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter we plan a diet regime based around food confiscated from children, stir things up with a game of popular quiz Guess The Utensil, and present a reading from The Gospel According to Tony the Tiger. In his own sacred words, its grrrrreat.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter we plan a diet regime based around food confiscated from children, stir things up with a game of popular quiz Guess The Utensil, and present a reading from The Gospel According to Tony the Tiger. In his own sacred words, its grrrrreat.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>47:39</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, cooking, recipes</itunes:keywords>

</item>

<item>
<title>Chapter 24 - Agriculture</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_24_Agriculture.mp3</guid>
<description>In this manure-ridden chapter, we find out which of us has The Tractor Factor, Dan gets rather too much enjoyment from a goat licking his hand, and after lovingly raising our cows to adulthood, we coldly shoot them at point blank range. Because we are farmers, and farming has peaks and troughs (for the pigs)
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_24_Agriculture.mp3" length="36173395" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 19:40:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this manure-ridden chapter, we find out which of us has The Tractor Factor, Dan gets rather too much enjoyment from a goat licking his hand, and after lovingly raising our cows to adulthood, we coldly shoot them at point blank range. Because we are farmers, and farming has peaks and troughs (for the pigs)
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this manure-ridden chapter, we find out which of us has The Tractor Factor, Dan gets rather too much enjoyment from a goat licking his hand, and after lovingly raising our cows to adulthood, we coldly shoot them at point blank range. Because we are farmers, and farming has peaks and troughs (for the pigs)</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>37:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, farming, agriculture, countryside</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>The Time Travelling Musical Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: The Musical</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Sherlock_Holmes_the_Musical.mp3</guid>
<description>Flat 29 proudly present a feature length musical adventure starring everyone's favourite crime solving time travelling duo - Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston. To celebrate another successful lecture, Winston has taken his class out for dinner at his eatery of choice, the chicken based restaurant Nandos. But after one piri piri sauce too many his robotic digestive system starts playing up, forcing him on a calamitous adventure through time to find the only possible cure for his affliction. But will he find an answer before it is too late? Or has Professor Winston said his last awwwwww shucks?
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Sherlock_Holmes_the_Musical.mp3" length="47979013" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 20:20:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Flat 29 proudly present a feature length musical adventure starring everyone's favourite crime solving time travelling duo - Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Flat 29 proudly present a feature length musical adventure starring everyone's favourite crime solving time travelling duo - Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston. To celebrate another successful lecture, Winston has taken his class out for dinner at his eatery of choice, the chicken based restaurant Nandos. But after one piri piri sauce too many his robotic digestive system starts playing up, forcing him on a calamitous adventure through time to find the only possible cure for his affliction. But will he find an answer before it is too late? Or has Professor Winston said his last awwwwww shucks?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>32:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy musical, comedy songs, musical theatre, sherlock, winston, time travel</itunes:keywords>

</item>



<item>
<title>Chapter 23 - The Orchestra</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_23_The_Orchestra.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter, Rich details his illustrious musical (and sporting) career, Dan invalidates the warranty on his gas tank, and popular new character 'Professor Sausage' is born.. and subsequently killed off all within a minute…it's probably for the best!

You can find all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast. Visit flat29.com and click CD Downloads to buy some of our CDs and support the show! Or just click "Vacancies" for a list of openings in the flat 29 orchestra!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_23_The_Orchestra.mp3" length="37780286" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 22:10:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter, Rich details his illustrious musical (and sporting) career, Dan invalidates the warranty on his gas tank, and popular new character 'Professor Sausage' is born.. and subsequently killed off all within a minute…it's probably for the best!
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter, Rich details his illustrious musical (and sporting) career, Dan invalidates the warranty on his gas tank, and popular new character 'Professor Sausage' is born.. and subsequently killed off all within a minute…it's probably for the best!

You can find all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast. Visit flat29.com and click CD Downloads to buy some of our CDs and support the show! Or just click "Vacancies" for a list of openings in the flat 29 orchestra!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>39:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, comedy songs, orchestra, orchestral, classical</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>Chapter 22 - Fitness</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_22_Fitness.mp3</guid>
<description>In this episode we perform an emergency malteser tracheomety, punch a weetabix soldier in his soggy face, and issue some sage advice to fishermen concerning where and when they can lick their fish. We also pop into the steam room to chat to talk fitness Ben and Dave from Ben and Dave's Six Pack.

You can find all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast. Visit flat29.com and click CD Downloads to buy some of our CDs and support the show!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_22_Fitness.mp3" length="44056016" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:10:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this episode we perform an emergency malteser tracheomety, punch a weetabix soldier in his soggy face, and issue some sage advice to fishermen concerning where and when they can lick their fish.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this episode we perform an emergency malteser tracheomety, punch a weetabix soldier in his soggy face, and issue some sage advice to fishermen concerning where and when they can lick their fish. We also pop into the steam room to chat to talk fitness Ben and Dave from Ben and Dave's Six Pack.

You can find all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast. Visit flat29.com and click CD Downloads to buy some of our CDs and support the show!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>45:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy music, comedy songs, fitness, ben and dave, six pack, ben and dave's six pack, sixpackage</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>Preface to Volume Two</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Preface_to_Volume_Two.mp3</guid>
<description>A brief introduction to Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Volume Two.

You can find all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast. Visit flat29.com and click CD Downloads to buy some of our CDs and support the show!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Preface_to_Volume_Two.mp3" length="3490447" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Sep 2010 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>A brief introduction to Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Volume Two.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A brief introduction to Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Volume Two,

You can find all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast. Visit flat29.com and click CD Downloads to buy some of our CDs and support the show!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>03:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, comedy, comedy music, comedy songs</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>The Best Of Volume One</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Best_Of_Volume_One.mp3</guid>
<description>In this hour long special, we look back at what we have arrogantly deemed the best bits of the first twenty one chapters of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything.

You can find all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast. Visit flat29.com and click CD Downloads to buy some of our CDs and support the show!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Best_Of_Volume_One.mp3" length="58241668" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this hour long special, we look back at what we have arrogantly deemed the best bits of the first twenty one chapters of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this hour long special, we look back at what we have arrogantly deemed the best bits of the first twenty one chapters of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything.

You can find all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast. Visit flat29.com and click CD Downloads to buy some of our CDs and support the show!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>60:30</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, best of, comedy, comedy music, comedy songs</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>Chapter 21 - Blue</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_21_Blue.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter we perform dance moves based around the structure of an atom, and ponder on why James Bond has been driven to low level retail work. This chapter comes with a free mining experience, redeemable at all good mines.

You can find extras for this podcast, along with all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_21_Blue.mp3" length="38961996" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:20:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter we perform dance moves based around the structure of an atom, and ponder on why James Bond has been driven to low level retail work. This chapter comes with a free mining experience, redeemable at all good mines.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter we perform dance moves based around the structure of an atom, and ponder on why James Bond has been driven to low level retail work. This chapter comes with a free mining experience, redeemable at all good mines.

You can find extras for this podcast, along with all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>40:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, blue, blue all rise, blue da ba dee, eifell 65</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>Chapter 20 - Women</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_20_Women.mp3</guid>
<description>In this particularly feminine chapter we build a model of Lionel Richie's head out of lego, post the queen endless piles of smut, and discuss the ideal first date (for a woman OR a mindless automaton robot).

You can find extras for this podcast, along with all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_20_Women.mp3" length="45247219" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:25:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this particularly feminine chapter we build a model of Lionel Richie's head out of lego, post the queen endless piles of smut, and discuss the ideal first date (for a woman OR a mindless automaton robot).
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this particularly feminine chapter we build a model of Lionel Richie's head out of lego, post the queen endless piles of smut, and discuss the ideal first date (for a woman OR a mindless automaton robot).

You can find extras for this podcast, along with all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>46:59</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, jungle book, women, girls, ladies, we're your friends</itunes:keywords>

</item>

<item>
<title>Chapter 19 - Men</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_19_Men.mp3</guid>
<description>In this manly chapter, we schedule in our BMDs (Beard Maintinence Days), Rich's fictional aunt and uncle elope to Wales, and spot a strong correlation between the size of spider you find in your house and the vegetables you have been eating that day.

You can find extras for this podcast, along with all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_19_Men.mp3" length="47282067" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 23:20:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this manly chapter, we schedule in our BMDs (Beard Maintinence Days), Rich's fictional aunt and uncle elope to Wales, and spot a strong correlation between the size of spider you find in your house and the vegetables you have been eating that day.
</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this manly chapter, we schedule in our BMDs (Beard Maintinence Days), Rich's fictional aunt and uncle elope to Wales, and spot a strong correlation between the size of spider you find in your house and the vegetables you have been eating that day. We also engage in Moral Combat with Jamie and Chris from podcast Chicken Pop Pod and Your New Favorite Show.


You can find extras for this podcast, along with all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>49:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, chicken pop pod, cpp network, your new favorite show, men, masculinity, male, comedy song</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Special - Live for Pride 48</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Live_For_Pride_48_Special.mp3</guid>
<description>In our first ever live show, we caught up with the exciting adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston, Charlie finally attempted to fake a cake on the make, and Rich was kind enough to make us all omelettes! They tasted funny.

You can find extras for this podcast, along with all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast
</description>
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<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:50:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In our first ever live show, we caught up with the exciting adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston, Charlie finally attempted to fake a cake on the make, and Rich was kind enough to make us all omelettes! They tasted funny.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In our first ever live show, we caught up with the exciting adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston, Charlie finally attempted to fake a cake on the make, and Rich was kind enough to make us all omelettes! They tasted funny.

You can find extras for this podcast, along with all our other shows and songs, at flat29.com/podcast</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>59:58</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, pride48, pride 48</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 18 - Football</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_18_Football.mp3</guid>
<description>To celebrate the world cup, in this chapter we drape ourselves in stingrays and are acompanied to the pub by a couple of bees, the ancient Romans, and various aptly named CEOs. All the while, goalkeeper David Seamen does something predictably disgusting.
</description>
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<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 June 2010 23:20:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>To celebrate the world cup, in this chapter we drape ourselves in stingrays and are acompanied to the pub by a couple of bees, the ancient Romans, and various aptly named CEOs. All the while, goalkeeper David Seamen does something predictably disgusting.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>To celebrate the world cup, in this chapter we drape ourselves in stingrays and are acompanied to the pub by a couple of bees, the ancient Romans, and various aptly named CEOs. All the while, goalkeeper David Seamen does something predictably disgusting.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>41:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, football, david seaman, soccer, comedy football, comedy soccer</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 17 - Science Fiction</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_17_Science_Fiction.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter, Dan introduces us to a time traveling, catchphrase heavy reworking of the Sherlock Holmes novels, Rich establishes his new TV show "Jackass B.C.", and Charlie tries to pass off a Toblerone as an oversized kit kat chunky. 
</description>
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<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 June 2010 13:50:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter, Dan introduces us to a time traveling, catchphrase heavy reworking of the Sherlock Holmes novels, Rich establishes his new TV show "Jackass B.C.", and Charlie tries to pass off a Toblerone as an oversized kit kat chunky. </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter, Dan introduces us to a time traveling, catchphrase heavy reworking of the Sherlock Holmes novels, Rich establishes his new TV show "Jackass B.C.", and Charlie tries to pass off a Toblerone as an oversized kit kat chunky. </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>41:57</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, science fiction, sci-fi, sci fi, lost, aliens, robots</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 16 - Parties</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_16_Parties.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter, we attempt to eat a cake from under Westlife's still singing faces, play a friendly game of Shave Somewhere!, and discuss hosting a non-dinner party with Ben from The Absolute Peach Podcast.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_16_Parties.mp3" length="44460429" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 17:20:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter, we attempt to eat a cake from under Westlife's still singing faces, play a friendly game of Shave Somewhere!, and discuss hosting a non-dinner party with Ben from The Absolute Peach Podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter, we attempt to eat a cake from under Westlife's still singing faces, play a friendly game of Shave Somewhere!, and discuss hosting a non-dinner party with Ben from The Absolute Peach Podcast.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>46:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, parties, ben young, the absolute peach, absolute peach, celebration</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 15 - Politics</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_15_Politics.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter we enjoy a duet from a 16 year old Rich and his friend Dangerous, formally debate whether a fictional Dave should get his phone numbers back, and talk Calippos and nipples with Iszi Lawrence.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_15_Politics.mp3" length="43233919" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 May 2010 00:50:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter we enjoy a duet from a 16 year old Rich and his friend Dangerous, formally debate whether a fictional Dave should get his phone numbers back, and talk Calippos and nipples with Iszi Lawrence.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter we enjoy a duet from a 16 year old Rich and his friend Dangerous, formally debate whether a fictional Dave should get his phone numbers back, and talk Calippos and nipples with Iszi Lawrence from the Sundays Supplement Podcast.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>44:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, politics, election, democracy</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 14 - Love</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_14_Love.mp3</guid>
<description>In this beautiful chapter we plan Rich's Pizza Hut based wedding, feed robots cod liver oil against their will, and talk musak and soda streams until the cows come home (and eat all our strudel).
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_14_Love.mp3" length="42941955" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this beautiful chapter we plan Rich's Pizza Hut based wedding, feed robots cod liver oil against their will, and talk musak and soda streams until the cows come home (and eat all our strudel).</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this beautiful chapter we plan Rich's Pizza Hut based wedding, feed robots cod liver oil against their will, and talk musak and soda streams with Sara and Rob from the How Much Do We Love Podcast until the cows come home (and eat all our strudel).</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>44:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, love, romance, HMDWL, how much do we love</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 13 - Lies</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_13_Lies.mp3</guid>
<description>In this thoroughly dishonest chapter we catch up with influential scientist Double Blind Giles, Rich's dog rolls in a cat, and we find out where babies come from (clue: its just south of Coventry).
</description>
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<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Apr 2010 17:41:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this thoroughly dishonest chapter we catch up with influential scientist Double Blind Giles, Rich's dog rolls in a cat, and we find out where babies come from (clue: its just south of Coventry).</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this thoroughly dishonest chapter we catch up with influential scientist Double Blind Giles, Rich's dog rolls in a cat, and we find out where babies come from (clue: its just south of Coventry).</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>39:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, lies, untruths, fibs, porkies, dishonesty</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 12 - The Elderly</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_12_The_Elderly.mp3</guid>
<description>You down with O.A.P? Yeah you know me! In this chapter Flat 29 perform a radio play for the elderly, make plans for Peter Andre's retirement, and come up with a string of meaningless sayings about cakes.
</description>
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<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:38:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>You down with O.A.P? Yeah you know me! In this chapter Flat 29 perform a radio play for the elderly, make plans for Peter Andre's retirement, and come up with a string of meaningless sayings about cakes.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You down with O.A.P? Yeah you know me! In this chapter Flat 29 perform a radio play for the elderly, make plans for Peter Andre's retirement, and come up with a string of meaningless sayings about cakes.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>37:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, elderly, old people, pensions, radio play, pensioners, oap</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 11 - The Environment</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_11_The_Environment.mp3</guid>
<description>In this environmentally friendly chapter we dish out contraception advice to pigeons, abolish golf on a whim, and waste the time of a genuine climate scientist with our impractical ideas.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_11_The_Environment.mp3" length="47761362" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:15:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this environmentally friendly chapter we dish out contraception advice to pigeons, abolish golf on a whim, and waste the time of a genuine climate scientist with our impractical ideas.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this environmentally friendly chapter we dish out contraception advice to pigeons, abolish golf on a whim, and waste the time of a genuine climate scientist with our impractical ideas.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>39:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, environment, green living, geoengineering, climate science</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 10 - Video Games</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_10_Video_Games.mp3</guid>
<description>In this chapter we delve into the world of 90's SNES Sexism Fun, fight off the dog headed servants of Anubis with a soft brush peripheral, and well up over Dan and Rich's incredibly emotional video game songs.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_10_Video_Games.mp3" length="38187504" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2010 23:55:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this chapter we delve into the world of 90's SNES Sexism Fun, fight off the dog headed servants of Anubis with a soft brush peripheral, and well up over Dan and Rich's incredibly emotional video game songs.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this chapter we delve into the world of 90's SNES Sexism Fun, fight off the dog headed servants of Anubis with a soft brush peripheral, and well up over Dan and Rich's incredibly emotional video game songs.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>39:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, video games, computer games, xbox live, comedy</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 9 - Fashion</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_9_Fashion.mp3</guid>
<description>In this fashionable chapter Flat 29 road test their new jeans by slaying a dragon, accidentally hit on their hairdressers, and carefully balance all their belongings from the strings of an Australian cork hat.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_9_Fashion.mp3" length="38582203" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:10:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this fashionable chapter Flat 29 road test their new jeans by slaying a dragon, accidentally hit on their hairdressers, and carefully balance all their belongings from the strings of an Australian cork hat.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this fashionable chapter Flat 29 road test their new jeans by slaying a dragon, accidentally hit on their hairdressers, and carefully balance all their belongings from the strings of an Australian cork hat.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>40:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, fashion, catwalk, models, comedy</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 8 - DIY and Gardening</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_8_DIY_and_Gardening.mp3</guid>
<description>Improve your homes AND your minds with Flat 29! In this chapter we fire high velocity root vegetables at each other, and paint our kitchens a Confrontational Mauve, all fuelled on by the sexiest DIY song ever recorded: DIY Lovin' (Put Up A Shelf)
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_8_DIY_and_Gardening.mp3" length="37170242" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Improve your homes AND your minds with Flat 29! In this chapter we fire high velocity root vegetables at each other, and paint our kitchens a Confrontational Mauve, all fuelled on by the sexiest DIY song ever recorded: DIY Lovin' (Put Up A Shelf)</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Improve your homes AND your minds with Flat 29! In this chapter we fire high velocity root vegetables at each other, and paint our kitchens a Confrontational Mauve, all fuelled on by the sexiest DIY song ever recorded: DIY Lovin' (Put Up A Shelf)</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>38:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, DIY, gardening, home improvement, comedy</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 7 - The Movies</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_7_The_Movies.mp3</guid>
<description>Lights, Camera, Action! Its Flat 29: The Movie (podcast).. This chapter looks at how to sneak full meals into the cinema, how to stop movie piracy using giant novelty hats, and why wearing spaghetti in your hair is not always a bad thing..
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_7_The_Movies.mp3" length="37415310" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:29:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Lights, Camera, Action! Its Flat 29: The Movie (podcast).. This chapter looks at how to sneak full meals into the cinema, how to stop movie piracy using giant novelty hats, and why wearing spaghetti in your hair is not always a bad thing..</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Lights, Camera, Action! Its Flat 29: The Movie (podcast).. This chapter looks at how to sneak full meals into the cinema, how to stop movie piracy using giant novelty hats, and why wearing spaghetti in your hair is not always a bad thing..</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>38:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, movies, film, cinema</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Race Around the World Special</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Race_Around_the_World_Special.mp3</guid>
<description>In this special edition of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything, we look at the results of the long running race around the world between Charlie and Dan, including visits to Happy Land, the end of the world, and the icy depths of the English Channel.
</description>
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<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Jan 2010 17:55:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this special edition of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything, we look at the results of the long running race around the world between Charlie and Dan, including visits to Happy Land, the end of the world, and the icy depths of the English Channel.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this special edition of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything, we look at the results of the long running race around the world between Charlie and Dan, including visits to Happy Land, the end of the world, and the icy depths of the English Channel.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>20:24</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, race, race around the world, bournemouth</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 6 - Christmas</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_6_Christmas.mp3</guid>
<description>In this extended Christmas spectacular, we are treated (or subjected) to 3 brand new Flat 29 Christmas songs, recieve some audio presents, sing some carols, learn a new dance routine, and have a heated christmas argument. The perfect start to any holiday season!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_6_Christmas.mp3" length="46996187" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:50:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In this extended Christmas spectacular, we are treated (or subjected) to 3 brand new Flat 29 Christmas songs, recieve some audio presents, sing some carols, learn a new dance routine, and have a heated christmas argument. The perfect start to any holiday season!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this extended Christmas spectacular, we are treated (or subjected) to 3 brand new Flat 29 Christmas songs, recieve some audio presents, sing some carols, learn a new dance routine, and have a heated christmas argument. The perfect start to any holiday season!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>48:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, christmas, xmas</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 5 - Fear</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_5_Fear.mp3</guid>
<description>Boo! Aargh! In this weeks terrifying new chapter, Flat 29 discuss their many and varied irrational fears, attack each other through the medium of political adverts, and tell spooky stories whilst giggling around a campfire.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_5_Fear.mp3" length="39430703" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:58:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Boo! Aargh! In this weeks terrifying new chapter, Flat 29 discuss their many and varied irrational fears, attack each other through the medium of political adverts, and tell spooky stories whilst giggling around a campfire.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Boo! Aargh! In this weeks terrifying new chapter, Flat 29 discuss their many and varied irrational fears, attack each other through the medium of political adverts, and tell spooky stories whilst giggling around a campfire.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>40:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, fear, terror</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 4 - Education</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_4_Education.mp3</guid>
<description>Its back to school week with Flat 29, as we go through our report cards, listen to a young Charlie's harrowing tales, accidentally all learn some circus skills, and ponder on which kid's TV chararcters would make the best dinner ladies.
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_4_Education.mp3" length="37751309" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:55:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Its back to school week with Flat 29, as we go through our report cards, listen to a young Charlie's harrowing tales, accidentally all learn some circus skills, and ponder on which kid's TV chararcters would make the best dinner ladies.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Its back to school week with Flat 29, as we go through our report cards, listen to a young Charlie's harrowing tales, accidentally all learn some circus skills, and ponder on which kid's TV chararcters would make the best dinner ladies.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>39:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, education, school</itunes:keywords>

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<item>
<title>Chapter 3 - Transport</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_3_Transport.mp3</guid>
<description>Vroooooooom! This week we reform the transport system (possibly using a network of wires and slides) and perform confidence-boosting hypnosis, while Dan is put in his place by his younger brother. Also, Charlie and Dan begin their race around the world!
</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_3_Transport.mp3" length="30875119" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:47:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Vroooooooom! This week we reform the transport system (possibly using a network of wires and slides) and perform confidence-boosting hypnosis, while Dan is put in his place by his younger brother. Also, Charlie and Dan begin their race around the world!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Vroooooooom! This week we reform the transport system (possibly using a network of wires and slides) and perform confidence-boosting hypnosis, while Dan is put in his place by his younger brother. Also, Charlie and Dan begin their race around the world!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>32:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song,transport, race</itunes:keywords>

</item>


<item>
<title>Chapter 2 - Space</title>
<link>http://www.flat29.com/podcast</link>
<guid>http://www.flat29.com/podcast/chapters/Chapter_2_Space.mp3</guid>
<description> This week, we all become astronauts (nearly), and examine the magical world of space! We make up yet more ludicrous moon-conspiracy-theories, claim some space real estate, and ponder why all space related news headlines are so gosh damn awesome....
</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:33:00 GMT</pubDate>

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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>This week, we all become astronauts (nearly), and examine the magical world of space! We make up yet more ludicrous moon-conspiracy-theories, claim some space real estate, and ponder why all space related news headlines are so gosh damn awesome....</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, we all become astronauts (nearly), and examine the magical world of space! We make up yet more ludicrous moon-conspiracy-theories, claim some space real estate, and ponder why all space related news headlines are so gosh damn awesome....</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>30:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, Space, Astronomy</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Chapter 1 - The Human Body</title>
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<description> In the first chapter of the Big Book of Everything, "The Human Body", we talk about puberty, hairy shoulders, the coolest way to walk down a hill, and arming the elderly with iron man-style exoskeletons. Featuring the hit robot-song "A Human Body"
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<pubDate>Tue, 3 Nov 2009 20:23:00 GMT</pubDate>

<itunes:author>Flat 29</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>In the first chapter, The Human Body, we talk about puberty, hairy shoulders, the coolest way to walk down a hill, and arming the elderly with iron man-style exoskeletons. Featuring the hit robot-song, A Human Body</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In the first chapter, The Human Body, we talk about puberty, hairy shoulders, the coolest way to walk down a hill, and arming the elderly with iron man-style exoskeletons. Featuring the hit robot-song, A Human Body</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>36:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, Human Body, The Human Body</itunes:keywords>

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