Original comedy songs on a variety of exciting subjects, taken from comedy podcast "Flat 29's Big Book of Everything" http://www.flat29.com en-uk Copyright 2010 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss dan@flat29.com Flat 29 Brand new original comedy songs every fortnight, taken from the podcast "Flat 29's Big Book of Everything" This podcast features just the songs from regular comedy podcast "Flat 29's Big Book of Everything". In our main podcast, we tackle a new subject every week, talk about it for a while, and make a new song exploring our feelings and opinions on the important issue at hand. This is exactly like that, only without all that talking.. For more information, and to download our full podcast, go to www.flat29.com/podcast flat 29, flat29, comedy songs, comedy music, funny songs Dan P dan@flat29.com No http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/40_Dutiful_Ladies.mp3 Here at Flat 29, we can't stop falling for amazing ladies with prohibitively demanding professional/social lives. We love ladies who struggle to fit us into their hectic schedules, and we have their PA's on speed-dial on the off chance we might be able to arrange a lunchtime meeting sometime next April. In this song, Dan lusts after a dedicated pastry chef working at a local bakery, Charlie propositions a devoted lollypop lady, and Rich serenades a lady who takes her dutiful devotion to puzzle games to a whole new level. Podcasts Fri, 12 Aug 2011 12:00:00 GMT Flat 29 No Here at Flat 29, we can't stop falling for amazing ladies with prohibitively demanding professional/social lives. We love ladies who struggle to fit us into their hectic schedules, and we have their PA's on speed-dial on the off chance we might be able to arrange a lunchtime meeting sometime next April. In this song, Dan lusts after a dedicated pastry chef working at a local bakery, Charlie propositions a devoted lollypop lady, and Rich serenades a lady who takes her dutiful devotion to puzzle games to a whole new level. Here at Flat 29, we can't stop falling for amazing ladies with prohibitively demanding professional/social lives. We love ladies who struggle to fit us into their hectic schedules, and we have their PA's on speed-dial on the off chance we might be able to arrange a lunchtime meeting sometime next April. In this song, Dan lusts after a dedicated pastry chef working at a local bakery, Charlie propositions a devoted lollypop lady, and Rich serenades a lady who takes her dutiful devotion to puzzle games to a whole new level. 03:21 Flat 29, Flat29, comedy, comedy music, funny music, dutiful ladies http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/39_Sexually_Incompetent.mp3 Rich is pretty confident about his sexual prowess, but in reality, when confronted with a sexy bedroom situation, he has literally no idea what he should be doing. This sexy song outlines that premise in an overly funky manner. Podcasts Fri, 22 Jul 2011 23:10:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes Rich is pretty confident about his sexual prowess, but in reality, when confronted with a sexy bedroom situation, he has literally no idea what he should be doing. This sexy song outlines that premise in an overly funky manner. Rich is pretty confident about his sexual prowess, but in reality, when confronted with a sexy bedroom situation, he has literally no idea what he should be doing. This sexy song outlines that premise in an overly funky manner. 04:07 Flat 29, Flat29, comedy, comedy music, funny music, sexy music http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/38_Sneaking_Snacks.mp3 Do you enjoy buying armfuls of delicious snacks when you are at the movies? Can you actually afford it? No, of course you cant, and neither can Flat 29, Carrie Dahlby or the great Luke Ski! So we did a song all about sneaking our favourite meals into the cinema and eating them discreetly under the cover of darkness like culinary spies. Podcasts Mon, 20 Jun 2011 23:10:00 GMT Flat 29 No Do you enjoy buying armfuls of delicious snacks when you are at the movies? Can you actually afford it? No, of course you cant, and neither can Flat 29, Carrie Dahlby or the great Luke Ski! So we did a song all about sneaking our favourite meals into the cinema and eating them discreetly under the cover of darkness like culinary spies. Do you enjoy buying armfuls of delicious snacks when you are at the movies? Can you actually afford it? No, of course you cant, and neither can Flat 29, Carrie Dahlby or the great Luke Ski! So we did a song all about sneaking our favourite meals into the cinema and eating them discreetly under the cover of darkness like culinary spies. 04:39 Flat 29, Flat29, comedy, comedy music, funny music, the great luke ski, carrie dahlby http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/37_Reading_Is_For_Prose.mp3 A song to listen to while reading. For bonus points, refuse to listen to the song and simply read the lyrics instead. Hearing is for suckers - reading is for prose. Podcasts Sun, 5 Jun 2011 10:50:00 GMT Flat 29 No A song to listen to while reading. For bonus points, refuse to listen to the song and simply read the lyrics instead. Hearing is for suckers - reading is for prose. A song to listen to while reading. For bonus points, refuse to listen to the song and simply read the lyrics instead. Hearing is for suckers - reading is for prose. 03:29 Flat 29, Flat29, comedy, comedy music, funny music http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/36_Best_Job_Ever.mp3 An RnB anthem about the day to day life of an office worker. The most exciting boring song you will hear this working week. Podcasts Sun, 10 Apr 2011 10:50:00 GMT Flat 29 No An RnB anthem about the day to day life of an office worker. The most exciting boring song you will hear this working week. An RnB anthem about the day to day life of an office worker. The most exciting boring song you will hear this working week. 02:42 Flat 29, Flat29, comedy, comedy music, funny music, monsters, sleep http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/35_Midnight_Monsters.mp3 A terrifying glimpse into the all of the funky happenings that occur when the lights go out. WARNING - Features Charlie doing scary voices very close to the microphone Podcasts Sat, 26 Mar 2011 13:00:00 GMT Flat 29 No A terrifying glimpse into the all of the funky happenings that occur when the lights go out. WARNING - Features Charlie doing scary voices very close to the microphone A terrifying glimpse into the all of the funky happenings that occur when the lights go out. WARNING - Features Charlie doing scary voices very close to the microphone 03:30 Flat 29, Flat29, comedy, comedy music, funny music, monsters, sleep http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/34_King_of_the_Internet.mp3 It may be 2011, but having the internet is still something to brag about. You might be very pleased with your dongle-based 3G connection, but Rich's upload and download speeds will make you feel physically sick. And that's why he's the King of The Internet. Podcasts Sun, 13 Mar 2011 13:15:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes It may be 2011, but having the internet is still something to brag about. You might be very pleased with your dongle-based 3G connection, but Rich's upload and download speeds will make you feel physically sick. And that's why he's the King of The Internet. It may be 2011, but having the internet is still something to brag about. You might be very pleased with your dongle-based 3G connection, but Rich's upload and download speeds will make you feel physically sick. And that's why he's the King of The Internet. 02:44 Flat 29, Flat29, internet, royalty http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/33_Hair_Today_Modern_Tomorrow.mp3 A modern reimagining of the HAIRYtale classic "Rapunzel", featuring some lovely guitar and an unsettlingly loud gunshot towards the end. Podcasts Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:32:00 GMT Flat 29 No A modern reimagining of the HAIRYtale classic "Rapunzel", featuring some lovely guitar and an unsettlingly loud gunshot towards the end. A modern reimagining of the HAIRYtale classic "Rapunzel", featuring some lovely guitar and an unsettlingly loud gunshot towards the end. 03:00 Flat 29, Flat29, rapunzel http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/32_Teach_Your_Baby_Bass_Guitar.mp3 A tiny baby is taught how to play the bass guitar immediately after being born. A proud mother looks on at her funkadelic offspring, and rejoices. Podcasts Sun, 23 Jan 2011 01:17:00 GMT Flat 29 No A tiny baby is taught how to play the bass guitar immediately after being born. A proud mother looks on at her funkadelic offspring, and rejoices. A tiny baby is taught how to play the bass guitar immediately after being born. A proud mother looks on at her funkadelic offspring, and rejoices. 04:48 Flat 29, Flat29, funk, baby, birth, childbirth, funky http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/31_Spying.mp3 Creepy Classic detailing one man's attempt to spy on the girl of his dreams. Podcasts Sat, 8 Jan 2011 23:30:00 GMT Flat 29 No Creepy Classic detailing one man's attempt to spy on the girl of his dreams. Creepy Classic detailing one man's attempt to spy on the girl of his dreams. 03:50 Flat 29, Flat29, spying, comedy, comedy songs, funny songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/30_Cook_Up_A_Little_Bit_Of_Love.mp3 A recipe for world peace, all set to some annoyingly upbeat ukulele. Podcasts Sun, 21 Nov 2010 22:10:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes A recipe for world peace, all set to some annoyingly upbeat ukulele. A recipe for world peace, all set to some annoyingly upbeat ukulele. 01:40 Flat 29, Flat29, cooking, recipe, world peace http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/29_A_Warm_Country_Welcome.mp3 Podcasts Sun, 14 Nov 2010 14:10:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes A city gent ventures into the countryside for a nice picnic, but is greeted by a trigger happy farmer and a banging eurohouse beat A city gent ventures into the countryside for a nice picnic, but is greeted by a trigger happy farmer and a banging eurohouse beat 02:20 Flat 29, Flat29, farming, farmer, agriculture, comedy music http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/28_Rap_Guide_to_The_Orchestra.mp3 Podcasts Thu, 30 Sep 2010 21:10:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes A guide to the four sections of the modern symphony orchestra, delivered through the medium of rap. Its educational AND slightly funky. A guide to the four sections of the modern symphony orchestra, delivered through the medium of rap. Its educational AND slightly funky. 03:34 Flat 29, Flat29, orchestra, classical, rap, classical rap, orchestra rap, comedy music, funny music http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/27_Going_For_A_Jog.mp3 Presenting Flat 29's official fitness programme: Step one, join a gym in your mind. Step two, don't eat anything more solid than jelly. Step three, listen to this song on repeat forever (while running). Podcasts Mon, 13 Sep 2010 18:30:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes Presenting Flat 29's official fitness programme: Step one, join a gym in your mind. Step two, don't eat anything more solid than jelly. Step three, listen to this song on repeat forever (while running). Presenting Flat 29's official fitness programme: Step one, join a gym in your mind. Step two, don't eat anything more solid than jelly. Step three, listen to this song on repeat forever (while running). 03:28 Flat 29, Flat29, jog, going for a jog, running music, running, jogging http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/26_Blues_Blues.mp3 Mournful blues number looking back at the career of once popular UK boyband, Blue. Podcasts Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:30:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes Mournful blues number looking back at the career of once popular UK boyband, Blue. Mournful blues number looking back at the career of once popular UK boyband, Blue. 03:11 Flat 29, Flat29, blues, blue, all rise, too close, one love, anthony costa, simon webbe, duncan james, lee ryan http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/25_Men_and_Women.mp3 Laid back RnB number examining the differences between men and women. Features Rich doing a lady voice. Podcasts Mon, 2 Aug 2010 17:40:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes Laid back RnB number examining the differences between men and women. Features Rich doing a lady voice. Laid back RnB number examining the differences between men and women. Features Rich doing a lady voice. 03:13 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, women, men, men and women http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/24_Menfriends.mp3 A song for men and their friends. Or to put it another way, menfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriends Podcasts Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:50:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes A song for men and their friends. Or to put it another way, menfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriends A song for men and their friends. Or to put it another way, menfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriendsmenfriends 02:57 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, menfriends, men, friends, manly, masculine http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/23_Scoring_The_Goals.mp3 Rich's footballing anthem for the 2010 world cup. Or really any footballing game. Podcasts Sun, 20 Jun 2010 00:55:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes Rich's footballing anthem for the 2010 world cup. Or really any footballing game. Rich's footballing anthem for the 2010 world cup. Or really any footballing game. 03:22 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, football, football song, football anthem, football comedy, soccer song, soccer http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/22_Flat_29s_Superhero_Anthem.mp3 Flat 29 have amazing supherhuman powers. This song explains that fact very dramatically. Podcasts Sun, 13 Jun 2010 10:25:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes Flat 29 have amazing supherhuman powers. This song explains that fact very dramatically. Flat 29 have amazing supherhuman powers. This song explains that fact very dramatically. 02:54 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, superheroes, superhuman http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/21_Havin_A_Party_Yeah.mp3 A song to have at a party, about having a party. Podcasts Fri, 21 May 2010 12:10:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes A song to have at a party, about having a party. A song to have at a party, about having a party. 02:16 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, party, party playlist, lady gaga http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/20_Oh_Democracy.mp3 Song primarily for explaining the UK General Elections 2010 to Children. Podcasts Wed, 5 May 2010 22:52:00 GMT Flat 29 No Song primarily for explaining the UK General Elections 2010 to Children. Song primarily for explaining the UK General Elections 2010 to Children. 01:52 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, politics, election, cameron, clegg, brown http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/19_Factualy_Accurate_Love_Song.mp3 Pedantic Ballad chronicling a man's attempt to express his feelings to his beloved. He's no good with metaphor, but thats not what he met her for. Podcasts Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:14:00 GMT Flat 29 No Pedantic Ballad chronicling a man's attempt to express his feelings to his beloved. He's no good with metaphor, but thats not what he met her for. Pedantic Ballad chronicling a man's attempt to express his feelings to his beloved. He's no good with metaphor, but thats not what he met her for. 02:51 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, love, romance, pedantry http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/18_Telling_Lies.mp3 Acapella-reggae number about a distraught couple left with no option but to take a Jezza Kyle lie detector test. Podcasts Fri, 9 Apr 2010 10:13:00 GMT Flat 29 No Acapella-reggae number about a distraught couple left with no option but to take a Jezza Kyle lie detector test. Acapella-reggae number about a distraught couple left with no option but to take a Jezza Kyle lie detector test. 02:12 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, lies, acapella, acapella reggae http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/17_Youre_An_Old_Lady_(Who_Used_to_be_Hot).mp3 Hip Hop anthem about an old lady who, back in her prime, was a slammin' hottie. Podcasts Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:43:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes Hip Hop anthem about an old lady who, back in her prime, was a slammin' hottie. Hip Hop anthem about an old lady who, back in her prime, was a slammin' hottie. 02:56 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, elderly, old people, pensioners http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/16_His_Carbon_Footprints_High.mp3 A laid back conscious-rap classic about a frequent holiday maker's carbon guilt. Podcasts Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:17:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes A laid back conscious-rap classic about a frequent holiday maker's carbon guilt. A laid back conscious-rap classic about a frequent holiday maker's carbon guilt. 03:37 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, carbon footprint, climate change, environment, global warming http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/15_Without_My_Megadrive.mp3 A song mourning the loss of one man's beloved retro games console Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:58:00 GMT Flat 29 No A song mourning the loss of one man's beloved retro games console A song mourning the loss of one man's beloved retro games console 02:04 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, megadrive, mega drive http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/14_An_Xbox_Live_Romance.mp3 Beautifully romantic song about a burgeoning relationship over the Xbox Live Network Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:57:00 GMT Flat 29 No Beautifully romantic song about a burgeoning relationship over the Xbox Live Network Beautifully romantic song about a burgeoning relationship over the Xbox Live Network 02:22 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, xbox, xbox live, romance http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/13_How_it_Feels_to_Dress_For_a_Rave.mp3 Short collection of fashion tips on how to dress for a "Rave Party" Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:56:00 GMT Flat 29 No Short collection of fashion tips on how to dress for a "Rave Party" Short collection of fashion tips on how to dress for a "Rave Party" 01:15 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, rave, fashion, rave fashion http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/12_DIY_Lovin_(Put_Up_A_Shelf).mp3 A sexy song about a sexy subject - DIY! Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:55:00 GMT Flat 29 No A sexy song about a sexy subject - DIY! A sexy song about a sexy subject - DIY! 02:36 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, DIY, Home improvement http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/11_My_Cinematic_Double.mp3 A song by Flat 29's Charlie about how much he looks like Ryan Gosling Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:54:00 GMT Flat 29 No A song by Flat 29's Charlie about how much he looks like Ryan Gosling A song by Flat 29's Charlie about how much he looks like Ryan Gosling 02:51 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, Ryan Gosling http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/10_Christmas_Lights.mp3 Emotional Christmas number about travelling home for the holidays Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:53:00 GMT Flat 29 No Emotional Christmas number about travelling home for the holidays Emotional Christmas number about travelling home for the holidays 01:48 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, christmas http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/09_With_A_Jingling_Of_Bells.mp3 A festive classic to put you in the christmas mood Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:52:00 GMT Flat 29 No A festive classic to put you in the christmas mood A festive classic to put you in the christmas mood 01:20 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, christmas http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/08_Santa_Saves_Christmas.mp3 A modern re-working of the carol classic "God rest ye merry gentlemen", featuring an amazing dance routine to try at home Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:51:00 GMT Flat 29 No A modern re-working of the carol classic "God rest ye merry gentlemen", featuring an amazing dance routine to try at home A modern re-working of the carol classic "God rest ye merry gentlemen", featuring an amazing dance routine to try at home 02:26 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, christmas, god rest ye merry gentlemen http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/07_War_On_Terror.mp3 Tired of living in fear, one man declares war on the sources of his terror Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:50:00 GMT Flat 29 Yes Tired of living in fear, one man declares war on the sources of his terror Tired of living in fear, one man declares war on the sources of his terror 02:08 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, fear, terror, war on terror http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/06_I_Dont_Want_An_Education.mp3 A slackers anthem about all you can achieve when you don't have to go to school Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:49:00 GMT Flat 29 No A slackers anthem about all you can achieve when you don't have to go to school A slackers anthem about all you can achieve when you don't have to go to school 02:30 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, education, school http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/05_The_Futures_Let_Me_Down.mp3 An upbeat number expressing our frustration at the lack of personal teleportation units in 2010. Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:48:00 GMT Flat 29 No An upbeat number expressing our frustration at the lack of personal teleportation units in 2010. An upbeat number expressing our frustration at the lack of personal teleportation units in 2010. 02:16 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, transport, teleportation, teleporters http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/04_Space_Is_Really_That_Ace.mp3 Intergalactic poem about the majesty of space. Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:47:00 GMT Flat 29 No Intergalactic poem about the majesty of space. Intergalactic poem about the majesty of space. 01:54 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, space, space poem, poetry, space poetry http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/03_Puberty.mp3 Educational song about what happens to your body as you grow up. Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:46:00 GMT Flat 29 No Educational song about what happens to your body as you grow up. Educational song about what happens to your body as you grow up. 01:50 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, Human Body, The Human Body, puberty, adolesense http://www.flat29.com/podcast http://www.flat29.com/podcast/songs/02_A_Human_Body.mp3 A robot sings of the limitations of his metal exterior, and wishes he could have a real, human body. Its kind of a pinnochio for the 21st century. Podcasts Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:45:00 GMT Flat 29 No A robot sings of the limitations of his metal exterior, and wishes he could have a real, human body. Its kind of a pinnochio for the 21st century. A robot sings of the limitations of his metal exterior, and wishes he could have a real, human body. Its kind of a pinnochio for the 21st century. 02:42 Flat 29, Flat29, Comedy, Comedy song, Human Body, The Human Body, robot song