Chapter 17 - Science Fiction

In this chapter, Dan introduces us to a time traveling, catchphrase heavy reworking of the Sherlock Holmes novels, Rich establishes his new TV show "Jackass B.C.", and Charlie tries to pass off a Toblerone as an oversized kit kat chunky. 

Chapter 16 - Parties

In this chapter, we attempt to eat a cake from under Westlife's still singing faces, play a friendly game of Shave Somewhere!, and discuss hosting a non-dinner party with Ben from The Absolute Peach Podcast.

Chapter 15 - Politics

In this chapter we enjoy a duet from a 16 year old Rich and his friend Dangerous, formally debate whether a fictional Dave should get his phone numbers back, and talk Calippos and nipples with Iszi Lawrence.

Chapter 14 - Love

In this beautiful chapter we plan Rich's Pizza Hut based wedding, feed robots cod liver oil against their will, and talk musak and soda streams until the cows come home (and eat all our strudel).

Chapter 13 - Lies

In this thoroughly dishonest chapter we catch up with influential scientist Double Blind Giles, Rich's dog rolls in a cat, and we find out where babies come from (clue: its just south of Coventry).

Chapter 12 - The Elderly

You down with O.A.P? Yeah you know me! In this chapter Flat 29 perform a radio play for the elderly, make plans for Peter Andre's retirement, and come up with a string of meaningless sayings about cakes.


Chapter 11 - The Environment

In this environmentally friendly chapter we dish out contraception advice to pigeons, abolish golf on a whim, and waste the time of a genuine climate scientist with our impractical ideas.

Chapter 10 - Video Games

In this chapter we delve into the world of 90's SNES Sexism Fun, fight off the dog headed servants of Anubis with a soft brush peripheral, and well up over Dan and Rich's incredibly emotional video game songs.

Chapter 9 - Fashion

In this fashionable chapter Flat 29 road test their new jeans by slaying a dragon, accidentally hit on their hairdressers, and carefully balance all their belongings from the strings of an Australian cork hat.

Chapter 8 - DIY and Gardening

Improve your homes AND your minds with Flat 29! In this chapter we fire high velocity root vegetables at each other, and paint our kitchens a Confrontational Mauve, all fuelled on by the sexiest DIY song ever recorded: DIY Lovin' (Put Up A Shelf)

Chapter 7 - The Movies

Lights, Camera, Action! Its Flat 29: The Movie (podcast).. This chapter looks at how to sneak full meals into the cinema, how to stop movie piracy using giant novelty hats, and why wearing spaghetti in your hair is not always a bad thing..

Race Around the World Special

In this special edition of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything, we look at the results of the long running race around the world between Charlie and Dan, including visits to Happy Land, the end of the world, and the icy depths of the English Channel.

Chapter 6 - Christmas

In this extended Christmas spectacular, we are treated (or subjected) to 3 brand new Flat 29 Christmas songs, recieve some audio presents, sing some carols, learn a new dance routine, and have a heated christmas argument. The perfect start to any holiday season!

Chapter 5 - Fear

Boo! Aargh! In this weeks terrifying new chapter, Flat 29 discuss their many and varied irrational fears, attack each other through the medium of political adverts, and tell spooky stories whilst giggling around a campfire.

Chapter 4 - Education

Its back to school week with Flat 29, as we go through our report cards, listen to a young Charlie's harrowing tales, accidentally all learn some circus skills, and ponder on which kid's TV chararcters would make the best dinner ladies.

Chapter 3 - Transport

Vroooooooom! This week we reform the transport system (possibly using a network of wires and slides) and perform confidence-boosting hypnosis, while Dan is put in his place by his younger brother. Also, Charlie and Dan begin their race around the world!

Chapter 2 - Space

This week, we all become astronauts (nearly), and examine the magical world of space! We make up yet more ludicrous moon-conspiracy-theories, claim some space real estate, and ponder why all space related news headlines are so gosh damn awesome....

Chapter 1 - The Human Body

In the first chapter, The Human Body, we talk about puberty, hairy shoulders, the coolest way to walk down a hill, and arming the elderly with iron man-style exoskeletons. Featuring the hit robot-song, A Human Body