In this chapter Charlie imagines a life where his dad is a cup of tea, Rich tries to get a drugged up owl back on the straight and narrow, and Dan overenthusiastically promotes Sleeping Lunches, or Slunches, in which office workers cuddle up with a colleague, selected at random every lunchtime, after a tough mornings work.
Chapter 30 - The Internet
In this chapter we send drawings of items we have bought on ebay to their previous owners, enjoy an orchestral arrangement of the dialup modem theme, and a teenage Rich googles David Bowie, while unbenownst to him, David Bowie googles him right back.
Chapter 29 - Live Music
In this chapter we write a host of songs about spreadsheets, make sure we are getting our high-five-a-day, and Paul McCartney ruins Rich's bag - for life. The chapter closes with a 20 minute live performance of our own, recorded at Dans brothers engagement party!
Chapter 28 - Fairytales
In this chapter we learn why ripping out the hearts of humans (or giants) is currently banned in Norway, why Peter Jackson executed an egg a day with an antique revolver during the filming of Lord of the Rings, and why Merlin's abseiling skills mean he will never be invited to Rich's wedding.
Chapter 27 - Birth
In this chapter we plan out our ideal births, situated on the disused site of the "Neverland" theme park, and accompanied by celebrity sibling Julian Roberts and a rabid monkey. We also form a band consisting of our nieces and nephews wearing masks of their older selves.
Flat 29's Twelve Days of Xmas
In Flat 29's Big Book of Everything's Christmas Special 2010, we count down 12 christmas items on our minds this holiday season, all whilst wearing our auto-tune ties, PVA Nutsuits, and strings of superman's-eyes-staring-into-your-very-soul-Poundland-LED Christmas lights. Happy holiday times everyone.
Chapter 26 - Spies
In this voyerISTIC chapter, we train up some aprentice spies by assigning them to spy on an ant, help James Bond sneak a Twix into a bad guy's hollowed out volcano lair, and examine the many and varied jobs carried out by Steve Jobs.
Previously Rejected Material Volume One
No new chapter this week I'm afraid! Instead, we have been digging through our bins, and have found a whole collection of clips that didn't make it into previous chapters.
Chapter 25 - Cooking
In this chapter we plan a diet regime based around food confiscated from children, stir things up with a game of popular quiz Guess The Utensil, and present a reading from The Gospel According to Tony the Tiger. In his own sacred words, its grrrrreat.
Chapter 24 - Agriculture
In this manure-ridden chapter, we find out which of us has The Tractor Factor, Dan gets rather too much enjoyment from a goat licking his hand, and after lovingly raising our cows to adulthood, we coldly shoot them at point blank range. Because we are farmers, and farming has peaks and troughs (for the pigs).
The Time Travelling Musical Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: The Musical
Flat 29 proudly present a feature length musical adventure starring everyone's favourite crime solving time travelling duo - Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston.
Chapter 23 - The Orchestra
In this chapter, Rich details his illustrious musical (and sporting) career, Dan invalidates the warranty on his gas tank, and popular new character 'Professor Sausage' is born.. and subsequently killed off all within a minute…it's probably for the best!
Chapter 22 - Fitness
In this episode we perform an emergency malteser tracheomety, punch a weetabix soldier in his soggy face, and issue some sage advice to fishermen concerning where and when they can lick their fish.
Preface to Volume Two
A brief introduction to Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Volume Two.
The Best Of Volume One
In this hour long special, we look back at what we have arrogantly deemed the best bits of the first twenty one chapters of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything.
Chapter 21 - Blue
In this chapter we perform dance moves based around the structure of an atom, and ponder on why James Bond has been driven to low level retail work. This chapter comes with a free mining experience, redeemable at all good mines.
Chapter 20 - Women
In this particularly feminine chapter we build a model of Lionel Richie's head out of lego, post the queen endless piles of smut, and discuss the ideal first date (for a woman OR a mindless automaton robot).
Chapter 19 - Men
In this manly chapter, we schedule in our BMDs (Beard Maintinence Days), Rich's fictional aunt and uncle elope to Wales, and spot a strong correlation between the size of spider you find in your house and the vegetables you have been eating that day.
Special - Live for Pride 48
In our first ever live show, we caught up with the exciting adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston, Charlie finally attempted to fake a cake on the make, and Rich was kind enough to make us all omelettes! They tasted funny.
Chapter 18 - Football
To celebrate the world cup, in this chapter we drape ourselves in stingrays and are acompanied to the pub by a couple of bees, the ancient Romans, and various aptly named CEOs. All the while, goalkeeper David Seamen does something predictably disgusting.