Ho ho ho Merry Christmas! In this special festive chapter we come up with a formula for how much is too much when it comes to Christmas decorations, Dan improves upon one of the existing Christmas hits and we lace the crackers with cocaine and a mulling kit, which you could use on everything up to, and including, your own piss. We have also written some new Christmas songs for you to enjoy!
Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! See you in 2016 xxx
DICTIONARY! DDDD... DICTIONARY! In this special episode of the podcast Dan, Charlie and Rich take a look at the "other" big book of everything; the English Dictionary. Just 3 guys, 3 dictionaries and 1 microphone, what could possibly go wrong? Turns out quite a lot!
In this chapter Charlie makes a card replica of his uncles face, Rich designs a crude business card for Dan, and as for Dan; "He's doing alright!" If you've been affected by any of the issues raised in this podcast please email us on podcast@flat29.com
In this chapter Rich is ridiculed for doing some Google research, we break the news of the deaths of "Cheekychops" and "Cheekychops 2" to five-year-old Dan, and we stitch an elephants trunk to a pigs back to give birth to "Detective Pigaphant". Also Charlie writes a new song in the long awaited return of Flat Twenty Rhymes!
Flat 29 are back after a year of silence. In this chapter we listen to Marvin Gaye’s new song; “Brushing Past A Woman-Child”, order the new Dominos ‘Infinity Meats’ Pizza and LIKE Pythagorus' Facebook Page! And for good measure we put nipples on three, eight and pretty much any other number we feel like.
Curl up in a panini and enjoy Chapter 49 - Adventures, taking you on a bus journey to nowhere, visiting a guinnie pig nursery, and going to a Madness gig with Hitler. Happy July everyone!... almost...
Almost a year after our last chapter WE ARE BACK to talk about EASTER just A FEW WEEKS after the Easter festivities have COMPLETELY FINISHED. Re-live the chocolate-based magic with Chapter 48, fired directly into your mouth at high velocity from a satellite orbiting the Earth. Delicious!
In this mini-chapter we get a free thing, and Ringo solves a crime.. who saw that coming? Not Paul.
In this chapter we investigate a murder mystery involving all of Rich's family, fondly recount our best ever wounds, and question the continuity of cereal box characters.
Recorded before an audience of real life Americans, this chapter includes talk of Clone Cleanliness, the Queen's open-door psychiatry policy, and the triumphant yet physically demanding return of On The Wonk!
In this chapter we reminisce about free space pens, devise a complicated wishing-well-based online payment system involving dragons and CEOs wallowing in pennies, and spend quite a long time refining an equation for calculating the appropriate value of cash gifts. ITS A LAUGH RIOT!
In this chapter Rich misunderstands the geography of the ocean, we keep tidal waves at bay with a wall of crusty bloomers, and Clive the Starfish collects antiques in space.. available now for sega megadrive
In this, our third annual live podcast for the Pride 48 weekend, we take the seven deadly sins to task, bravely calling out The Bible just a couple of thousand years after it's release date. So sue us, Moses! Have a listen first though, it's basically some idiots misunderstanding the concept of sin, so it might be fine.
Flat 29 member Rich has gone and done a wedding! In this chapter of our Big Book of Everything we reflect on the big day, the highs and lows, the naked breakdancing and the uncontrollable bleeding. We enjoy some interviews with key wedding personnel, and marvel as Rich becomes totally leathered before our ears. After all that, we kick back and talk about The Matrix, pros and cons of marrying your cousin, and wether the RnB skankmaster remix of Mysterious Girl by Peter Andre is appropriate for a first dance. Happy wedding Rich!
In this chapter we exclusively reveal the shady, secret life of holiday reps, the shameful, secret bin/zumba antics of Dan, and the terrifying secret of The Castle of Rabid Monkeys (brown sign attraction)
For this mega-chapter of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything we are joined by Sara Davis of podcast How Much Do We Love, and Emily Davis (no relation) who you will have heard in various guises in loads of previous Flat 29 podcast chapters. With these excellent dudes, we talk about phones in potatoes, calling your eggs and eating pizzas around your neck.
In the first Chapter of Volume 3 of our Big Book of Everything, we identify the Novelty Homer Simpson Bottle Opener as the best item to have in the event of a nuclear holocaust, Rich throws sticky orange drinks all over the queen, and we invent an app for remotely neglecting a dog while staring in to its sad, sad eyes.
A brief introduction to Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Volume Three
This may not be Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Chapter 39 - Albums, but it does contain instructions on how to get it! Simply go to flat29.com, click on Music, and buy our new album SECRET HANDSHAKE for music, extras, and the elusive podcast chapter 39!
Another bonus podcast to keep you going until the start of Big Book of Everything Volume Three! Dan's Xmas Mixtape 2011 features Dan of Flat 29 with his brother Tristan talking about melting down plastic toys into a swimming pool, knitting a liquorice jumper, and a bit about Christmas music too. Also features a false confirmation of when the new podcast series will start, and a brand new Flat 29 Christmas Song!
